Any kills yet?

Hey guys

Is it safe for us to play eve yet or have we been defeated ?

Hey Mr Goblin if u have plenty of isk why not extend the permanent war dec to include their renter alliance?

Because then we could use titan bridges to drop fleets on his kitchen sink shitfit jokefleets...


Hey Goblin, I will pay you a billion ISK to attack our renters!

Gevlon, do us all a favor and keep your irrelevancy and shiptoasting confined to EN24.

What's a Marmite, and how do you Collect them?

Would anyone like to comment why Muffin Factory are seemingly shooting blues?

Also only 8 of the 18 kills so far recorded are Goonswarm, as opposed to the 10 ships lost. All bar one are in the Forge.

I mean ~pvp~ and all but 8 kills is clearly a massive dent in GSF ship numbers.

The biggest flaw I see here is you are killing nullsec dwellers in highsec. You may be qualified to comment on their skills once you fight them in Nullsec.

Gevlon - Maybe roll out a null sec cloaky camper program that targets Goonies rental space as well. Cloaky's in every rental system....

A wiseman once told this wee land noob, "Do not **** with the Goonswarm"

Just saw one of the finest work of a goon member :

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=21398904

I believed that when you grow as a alliance or you improve yourself as a player, you standards will become higher but i guess it's not the same for all .

I can see why the Wall Street Journal writes articles about our CEO and not you.

Actually, its a $0 return on investment, unless you actually scooped 1.5bill in loot from our wrecks.

wonder how you get your pants on in the morning, let alone run an alliance.

How many strategic objectives has the Lemmings taken? This was all about POCOs right?

Oh wait it was actually about Gevlon being dunked by one Goon. Don't mind me.

And how long can you use the "It's a one week old Alliance"? You are going to have to stand on your own eventually, right?

For example; Lemming03 warps to Jita in his Slave set, he gets podded and loses a 3bil pod. He then must pay 3.01bil to RvB or be removed from the community.

It would appear that your definition of tears is quite different from the rest of EVE.

Oh dear. You were so embarrassed about losing the isk war you went to ***** on dread kills in HED ? thats adorable.

I'll do my part to help out. For every 100th Goon killed, I plan to randomly select someone who got on the killmail a special bonus round to dramatically multiply their wealth.

i actually took a look through the lemmings killboard

once you take out the dreads/carriers they whored on it appears they get routinely dunked and manage to only kill autopiloting shuttles, frigates and pods, nearly all of whom would have died to marmite instead

quakin in my boots here at this terrifying threat to the rvbee poco authority

The in-game war report is inaccurate representation of your actions against us. Here is a far more accurate representation: http://purple.rvbeve.com/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=127

I logged in for about 2 hours the other day, and did about 40b in damages to the goonies, Gevlon should totes pay me.

Yes, big announcement tomorrow, until then, familiarize yourself with your upcoming fate, Goons and pets! Since the forum rules doesn't allow linking of killboards, I merely ask you to look it up yourself. It belongs to a Raven's pod. It was dreadnought-worthy, and something tells me that "dreadnought-worthy" is a familiar term to you beefolk!

i see the goalposts for this campaign have moved from "destroying teh goon" to "superficially inconveniencing goonswarm"

Nobody cares.
Literally nobody.

Does that mean I am relevant now?

Stop typing start fighting, stop the teary eye drama filled book starting page length posts of e-peen and get it over already.

I actually asked gevlon a question on his blog: since he is making 0 real impact on goons and no pocos are destroyed, isn't this project a failure? Of course it didn't made past his selective moderation... Good show, really.

You have us confused with Marmites, we don't delete anything from our KBs.....

We just lost like two trillion isk worth of caps and supercaps and the biggest question is how smug is too smug (or if there is such a thing) and getting replacement hulls laid out asap to do it again

but uh best of luck bankrupting us by shooting random people's pods in highsec

See, at least the weasel is amusing. Can be so easy. +1

looks like Gevlon's new plan is to put legions of hiseccers into capitals and use them to conquer our space

please, please do this, i can't wait to kill a bunch of shitfit chimeras and phoenixesbe liberated from the ball and chain of sovereignty

So that's why we see goons on their knees this year. Oh wait...

You should ask Marmite.

They seem to do well enough. They certainly speak less shite than you guys. Do you honestly swallow your own narrative or do you realise yourself it's all nonsense and choose to spout it anyway?

Mallak Azaria, you are my most favorite of goons.

So what's up? RvB was ordered back into the war? Lemmings must have made an impression reinforcing so many POCOs at once.

What is going on here?

If you're going to try to goad us back into the war so you can hide your impotence being the "scary RvB" you're going to have to try harder than that!

I look forward to the excuses that are sure to be forthcoming when not a single goon poco dies.

Hey guys. We killed 59 Titans on Monday and CCP put a monument in game to our great victory. We are about to roll the south and are on the verge of defeating the greatest force we've ever faced. Hows this highsec thing going? Are we dead/broke yet?

Seems like all you do is changing tactics.

Gevlon claims victory when rvb leaves the war, then claims victory when rvb gets back into the war. Color me confused.

Marmite killed my rookie ship & empty pod today. As a result of this war crime against my wallet I am formally announcing that I am withdrawing from this conflict, as I can no longer afford losses of this magnitude.

I wonder why do Goons talk about fault when Lemmings just passed 200 members in less than 2 weeks and the damage Marmite and Lemmings together done in 2014 to GSF, Greatern western, RvB and assorted pets are over the price of a Titan?!

Sure. The new norm is 70 titans, but give us some time.

Marmite / Lemmings can be more aptly described as highwaymen; content to wallow in their false sense of accomplishment against unarmed travellers, but posing no risk to travelling armies.

wake me up when there's two thousand of you and you feel like having a pitched battle. In the meantime we'll keep killing marmite T3s

The only way that you will ever defeat goons (or any nullsec power bloc) is to form an army and attack them at home. Since you arent doing this, they are laughing at you. You do realize the futility of posting forum nonsense targeted at a group of players that are based on forum posting, dont you?

But hey three times the charm eh , come on make another guess :) .

Don Gevlon Quixote: tilting at windmills POCOs, the steady Sancho Lemming at his side.

When does the war start

I wouldn't think growing would be hard for a bunch of shut ins.

The winds of change are blowing. A second war front against Goons is brewing.

Join Bee Squashers and make Eve history!

hi sec vs Goons... forever boring